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Gender-Inverted Babylon Squared

My gender-inverted version of the famous Babylon 5 "Fasten then Zip" scene from the episode Babylon Squared.

Garibaldi: Mind if I ask you a question?
Sinclair: Sure.
Garibaldi: Okay, it's morning. You get ready to go to work. You put on your bra. Do you clasp in the front and then twist it around or just clasp it in the back?
Sinclair: What kind of question is that?
Garibaldi: Look, we got two hours to kill...
Sinclair: Forget it!

Sinclair: Why do you wanna know?
Garibaldi: Why do I wanna know? Because I think of these things sometimes. I was getting dressed this morning - then I stopped and started thinking about it. Does everybody do it the same way? Does it have to do with cup size? Band size? Wrist strength?
Sinclair: Do you think about this stuff a lot?
Garibaldi: Yeah.

Sinclair: *sighs* Clasp, then twist. You?
Garibaldi: No twist, just clasp.
Sinclair: Huh.

Garibaldi: Do you put your arms through the straps first?
Sinclair: We're done.

...And They Fight

Trice: One can imagine Spock's surprise on getting their first glimpse of the video from the Romulan vessel. "Wow, Romulans look just like my father."
Tess: Hehehe
Tess: I always wondered that myself.
Trice: =^_^=
Trice: Been discussing with [name redacted] whether it should have been Romulans as the antagonists in The Search for Spock.
Tess: Well, neither Romulans or Kilngons are more than a cardboard cutout for "The Villian!" in this film.
Trice: The one in question?
Tess: *nods*
Tess: They serve no purpose in the story but to drive events forward. They don't have any real stake in Genesis other than "they want it". Honestly, the whole thing is so generic that it might as well be a creeping smog monster blowing up the Grishim and killing Kirk's kid.
Tess: At least then there would be the minor amusement of "WTF Smog Monster!?!?!!"
Trice: :D
Tess: And Kirk turns out to be Ultraman.....and they fight. >.>
Trice: o.o

Not exactly Carl Sagan's Intent...

Narrator of Cosmos: "The rings of Uranus were first detected in 1977."

Tess: "They have yet to be treated by a reputable physician."

One for the quotebook

I plan on collecting eccentricities until the world succumbs to my demands.

To Doom, or Undoom...

Hmmmm...