The Correlation Between Programming Language Success and Facial Hair

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rockmanac's picture

 Unfortunately, while

 Unfortunately, while facial hair marks the popularity of a programming language, it does not bring the skills to actually program.

 I'm a great example of that.

 

-Adam 

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Pazi's picture

You're kidding. I thought

You're kidding. I thought for sure facial hairs were dormant programming-symbiotes. (Transwomen programmers don't lose their abilities upon electrolysis because they've figured out how to absorb the raw essence of code from the misbegotten little parasites...)

tess's picture

*snickers* I was wondering

*snickers* I was wondering about that. So how does that explain cisgendered women?

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Pazi's picture

So how does that explain

So how does that explain cisgendered women?

 Every theory breaks down somewhere.

 Possibly they have programming symbiotes, but those ones never burst free? Maybe the symbiotes just don't like testosterone, so they keep trying to run away from it...